Q: Who was the smartest man in the Bible?
A: Abraham, since he knew a Lot.
Q: Who was the most ruthless person in the Bible?
A: Boaz, before he got married.
Q: Why was everyone in Bible times poor?
A: Because there was only one Job.
Q: How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A: They were really put out.
Q: Where is a mention of insurance in the Bible?
A: When David gave Goliath a piece of the rock.
Q: Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
A: The area around the Jordan where the banks were always overflowing.
Q: Who was the most successful physician in the Bible?
A: Job, for he had the most patients.
Q: What did Noah say while he was loading all the animals into the ark?
A: “Now I’ve herd everything.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”