[As I’ve gotten older I realized I’m always glad to share my ignorance. I’ve
got plenty.]
*Experience is a hard teacher. It gives the test first and then the lesson.
*You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks.
*Cleaning house with kids around is like brushing your teeth with Oreos.
*Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else.
*You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a bunch of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll
be afraid to cough.
*If you want to eat healthy, don’t eat food with commercials.
*Laughter is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
*One good turn gets most of the blankets.
*You should never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fist.
*The Golden Rule is of no use to you unless you realize that it is your
move.
*The squeaky wheel may get the grease, or it may be the first to be
replaced.
[you’re welcome]
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”