[More titles or good lines for your favorite country crooner. Some are
actual lines from songs, I’m told.]
“Dad, You’ve Always Been like a Father to Me”
“If Your Phone Never Rings, You’ll Know it was Me”
“She Never Calls Me on Wednesdays”
“I Hate it When my Friends Get their Teeth Whitened”
“I Keep Missin’ My Ex, but My Aim’s Gettin’ Better”
“I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dogfight if She Promised to Win”
“I’m So Miserable without You It’s Almost like You’re Still Here”
“My Wife Ran Off with My Best Friend and I Miss Him Already”
“If Stupidity Got Us into this Mess, Why Can’t it Get us Out?”
“People Who Throw Kisses are Hopelessly Lazy”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”