03/03/14 Grif.Net – Monthly Puns

03/03/14 Grif.Net – Monthly Puns

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At a recent concert: “Please remain in your seat until the playin’ has come
to a complete stop.”

A gossip is someone with a sense of rumor.

Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

After hearing the case of the woman who folded her clothes wrong, the jury
had no choice but to hanger.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”