[Yesterday’s Grif.Net Blog about the worker at the mini-mart brought a
busload of responses. Here are a couple of examples.]
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked
the individual behind the counter for “minimal lettuce.”
He said. “I’m sorry, but we only have iceberg lettuce.”
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After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described
the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.
My boss said, “Really? Where is Monosyllabia?”
Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just
south of Elbonia. (Dilbert readers know that place]
He replied, “Oh, isn’t that over by Croatia?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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