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02/27/14 Grif.Net – At the Gas Station

02/27/14 Grif.Net – At the Gas Station

Yesterday I needed gas so zipped to a local convenience store. As I pumped I
noticed a sign in the window advertising their “store brand” of soda pop on
sale: “XX Cola 49 cents. Two for a dollar.” What a deal! I thought.

So I went in to pay for my gas and chat with a nice gal (mentioning the sign
of course). She didn’t see any problem with it and told me many folks were
getting the better deal by buying two. Would I like some?

I just shook my head and signed the receipt for my credit card purchase. The
clerk then noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit
card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the
card was signed.

When I asked why, she explained it was necessary to compare the signature on
the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I also
signed the credit card in front of her.

She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt. As
luck would have it, they matched.

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ANSWERS to Quiz on “True Love”

Example Tom Sawyer + BECKY THATCHER

1. Westley + PRINCESS BUTTERCUP

2. Mickey + MINNIE

3. Rocky + ADRIAN

4. Harry Potter + GINEVRA (GINNY) WEASLEY

5. Romeo + JULIET

6. Gomez + MORTICIA

7. Clark + LOIS LANE

8. Rhett + SCARLETT

9. Ken + BARBIE

10. Tarzan + JANE

11. Han + PRINCESS LEIA

12. Robin + MAID MARIAN

13. Ralph Kramden + ALICE

14. Prince Charming + CINDERELLA (or SNOW WHITE or SLEEPING BEAUTY)

15. Fred + WILMA

Bonus: Dr Bob “Grif” Griffin + TERESA

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”