02/21/14 Grif.Net – Updates on Life

02/21/14 Grif.Net – Updates on Life

[Always fun to examine the FaceBook and Twitter ‘status update’ of friends.
Some seem to be having a rough winter.]

~ The other day I saw a sign in the restroom that said: “Employees Must Wash
Hands Before Returning to Work”. I waited for an hour and NO EMPLOYEES
CAME! I finally had to leave.

~ I found that apparently the toilets on display at Home Depot are not for
actual use.

~ I wrote a note on a piece of paper and wondered if the word I just wrote
was spelled correctly. So I paused to see if a red squiggly line would
appear underneath. It didn’t.

~ My Mom always told me to wear clean underwear in case you have an
accident. But if you have an accident, your underwear won’t be very clean,
will it?

~ I read in the paper that women should not have children after 35. Really?
You’d think 35 children are enough.

~ I was stuck in my motel room for hours. Yes, there were two doors, but one
was the bathroom and the other had a sign on it: “Do Not Disturb.”

~ The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose, but mosquitoes and
the Winter of 2013-2014 come close.

~ The ticket said “scratch to win.” I’ve been scratching myself for hours
and I still haven’t won anything!

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”