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02/10/14 Grif.Net – Top Ten Complaints of Women in the Bible

02/10/14 Grif.Net – Top Ten Complaints of Women in the Bible

10. Eve to Adam: “You never take me anywhere different to eat, and
you know I’ve got nothing to wear!”

9. Sarah to Abraham: “Maybe if you stopped treating me like your
sister, we could start a family!”

8. Elizabeth to John the Baptist: “I cook you a nice meal and all you
want is locust, locust, locust!”

7. Pharaoh’s Daughter to Moses: “Stop parting the bath water, Moses,
and wash behind those ears!”

6. David’s mom to Jesse, her husband: “Do you really think it was a
good idea to get David that sling? He’s going to put someone’s eye
out with that thing!”

5. Manoah’s wife to her son Samson: “Can’t you clean the sink after
you shampoo? I’m sick of all these long hairs clogging the drain!”

4. Elizabeth to Mary: “I love talking to you, Mary, really I do, but
can you speak a little softer? This kid just won’t stop doing the
rumba in my tummy!”

3. Pilate’s wife to Pilate after the resurrection: “You never listen
to me, do you?” How do you feel now ‘Mr. Wash-Your-Hands-In-Public'”?

2. Herodias to her daughter: “I told Herod that if he didn’t do
something about this John nut, I would make sure the problem came to
a head!”

And the number one complaint made by a biblical mother or wife is:

1. Mary to Joseph: “I TOLD you to make reservations!”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”