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01/28/14 Grif.Net – Revising our Worship Service

01/28/14 Grif.Net – Revising our Worship Service

We live in a technological age so am thinking of revising our Sunday
worship. It would go like this:

WELCOME:
“Praise the Lord!”
“Hallelujah!”

HYMN:
“Download YouTube iTunes songs from the OurChurch.Com channel to be listened
to at your leisure during the week
c-l-i-c-k-s……

SERMON:
“Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and
Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to
download the sermon.”
P-a-u-s-e……

PRAYER:
“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands. Open your Apps,
BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”
S-i-l-e-n-c-e……

GIVING:
“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and
debit cards ready. You may log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password
‘Lord909887.’
“The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
*Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to
computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
*Those who prefer to use iPad’s can open them.
*Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer
your contributions to the church account using the OurChurch$$$ ap.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
*This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook
group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and
don’t miss out.
*Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please
don’t miss out.
*You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and
prayers.
*God bless you and have nice day.”

BENEDICTION & RESPONSE:
“TTFN”
(The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the
smart phones, iPad’s, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!)

Then again, maybe we will not change after all . . .

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”