01/28/14 Grif.Net – Revising our Worship Service

01/28/14 Grif.Net – Revising our Worship Service

We live in a technological age so am thinking of revising our Sunday
worship. It would go like this:

“Praise the Lord!”

“Download YouTube iTunes songs from the OurChurch.Com channel to be listened
to at your leisure during the week

“Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone, and
Kindle Bibles to 1 Cor. 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to
download the sermon.”

“Now, Let us pray committing this week into God’s hands. Open your Apps,
BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God”

“As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit and
debit cards ready. You may log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password
“The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:
*Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed to
computers and laptops at the rear of the church.
*Those who prefer to use iPad’s can open them.
*Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transfer
your contributions to the church account using the OurChurch$$$ ap.”

*This week’s ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebook
group pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and
don’t miss out.
*Thursday’s Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please
don’t miss out.
*You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling and
*God bless you and have nice day.”

(The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the
smart phones, iPad’s, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!)

Then again, maybe we will not change after all . . .

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”