A thief broke into my house last night. He starting searching for money so I
got up and helped him look.
The man who stole a Palestinian idol from the museum has been apprehended.
Baal has been set at $50,000.
For those of you who received a book from me for Christmas, they are due
back to the Library on Wednesday.
Dear Algebra: Please don’t keep asking me to find your x. She is not coming
back to you. And don’t ask y.
When I get a headache I follow the instructions on the bottle completely.
“Take two aspirin” and “keep away from children”.
People said to follow your dreams, so I am heading back to bed.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”