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01/13/14 Grif.Net – Notes from Friends in the New Year

01/13/14 Grif.Net – Notes from Friends in the New Year

A thief broke into my house last night. He starting searching for money so I
got up and helped him look.

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The man who stole a Palestinian idol from the museum has been apprehended.
Baal has been set at $50,000.

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For those of you who received a book from me for Christmas, they are due
back to the Library on Wednesday.

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Dear Algebra: Please don’t keep asking me to find your x. She is not coming
back to you. And don’t ask y.

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When I get a headache I follow the instructions on the bottle completely.
“Take two aspirin” and “keep away from children”.

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People said to follow your dreams, so I am heading back to bed.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”