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01/10/14 Grif.Net – Too Cold to Fly

01/10/14 Grif.Net – Too Cold to Fly

[Everything is funny as long as it happens to someone else. So thankful
that the past week’s nightmare is over for us travelers. Here are more
thoughts on cold weather.]

“My father was a stoic. He believed that if you couldn’t see your breath
when you talked, then the furnace was turned up too high.”

“I grew up at a time when you didn’t complain about winter. Blizzards raged
across the prairie and that was that. There was no weather forecasting, just
a strong sense of foreboding.”

“If nudists really think their way is a religion, this past week must have
turned many of them into atheists.”

“I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad
mood.”

“The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they
generally take place in winter.”

“When it snows, you have two choices: shovel or make snow angels.”

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning the lottery.”

“Too cold on the prairie for kids to go to school? Are you serious?
Somewhere, Laura Ingalls Wilder is vortexing in her grave.”

“It’s never too cold for ice cream.”

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”