Here’s all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy and men are
stupid. The main reason why women are crazy is that men are stupid.
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Men socialize by insulting each other, but they don’t really mean it.
Women socialize by complimenting each other, and they really don’t mean it
either.
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A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never
worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people
remembering the same thing.
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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that
is the beginning of a new argument.
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There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage &
after marriage.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”