12/24/13 Grif.Net – Last Words

12/24/13 Grif.Net – Last Words

[In light of my heart giving me a scare this month, I am preparing some
humor on getting older]

Epitaph: “There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased
this line.”

I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they
get older, and then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for final exam.

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility. There are so few of us

Old men do not grow wise. They just grow more careful.

An old man was on his death bed and called his whole family together so that
he could bid them farewell and make his peace with the world. After he said
what he wanted to each in turn and he knew he was coming very close to death
he called for all to gather together.

“I have one thing I would like to confess before I go,” he said. They all
drew closer. “It was me,” cough, wheeze, “I was the one,” he said as they
leaned down as close as they could to hear what he could barely get out in a

Gasp, cough, “I was the one,” cough, wheeze, “in the kitchen with Dinah…”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”