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12/23/13 Grif.Net – Not Getting Warmer

12/23/13 Grif.Net – Not Getting Warmer

It’s so cold this morning…we stopped taking baths. Last Saturday was our
day to get “hoovered”.

It’s so cold this morning…when we went outside to play, we could only go
as far as the extension cord would allow.

It’s so cold this morning…we all envied Linus and his security blanket.

It’s so cold this morning…instead of slippers we had to put on our skates
to go to the bathroom at night.

It’s so cold this morning…my shadow froze to the ground – when I took a
step it snapped right off.

It’s so cold this morning…a recent poll in town indicated that 92% of the
inhabitants no longer considered global warming a bad thing.

It’s so cold this morning…my fellow Baptist pastors are concerned that
some of our congregations are asking for more sermons on Hell.

It’s so cold this morning…my grandkids were telling the most outrageous
lies – hoping their pants might catch on fire.

It’s so cold this morning…bed bugs promised not to bite – as long as you
let them huddle in your jammies.

It’s so cold this morning…I traded in the family car for a zamboni.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”