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12/17/13 Grif.Net – Overheard at Christmas

12/17/13 Grif.Net – Overheard at Christmas

“The new ‘Divorced Barbie’ is a good idea. And she comes with Ken’s house,
Ken’s car, Ken’s boat, Ken’s bank account . . . ”

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“You know the song, ‘Deck the Halls?’ Well, I did…and Mr. and Mrs. Hall
aren’t very happy.”

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“I tell my kids that Santa is fat because he eats the children who get up
early on Christmas morning. That way, I get to sleep in.”

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“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second
day, you’re off it.”

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“Mom, how many cups of Xanax do you use in your Christmas cookies?”

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“Santa Claus has it right. Visit people one day a year and don’t stay long.”

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“Did you know Al Gore is trying to make Christmas politically correct? This
year on Christmas morning he’s giving gifts TO the tree.”

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“Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south
for the winter.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”