It’s so cold this morning…hitchhikers were holding up pictures of thumbs.
It’s so cold this morning…Grandpa’s teeth were chattering – in the glass.
It’s so cold this morning…the dogs were wearing cats.
It’s so cold this morning…Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick.
It’s so cold this morning…we had to chop up the piano for firewood – but
we only got two chords.
It’s so cold this morning…when we milked the cows, we got ice cream.
It’s so cold this morning…UN weapons inspectors suddenly decided that
chemical weapons might be hidden in Hawaii.
It’s so cold this morning…someone saw Richard Simmons wearing pants.
It’s so cold this morning…the kids at school were using flannel notebooks.
It’s so cold this morning…kids’ grades seemed to be improving at school –
when you apply the wind chill factor, a 57% looks like 93%.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”