12/12/13 Grif.Net – Christmas Goodies (pt 2)

12/12/13 Grif.Net – Christmas Goodies (pt 2)

[MORE Christmas-themed jokes for kids of all ages. Yes, you may laugh.]

Q. What do we celebrate five minutes after the gifts are opened?
A. Christmess.

Q. Why wasn’t the turkey hungry at Christmas time?
A. Because he was still stuffed from Thanksgiving.

Q. What song do Santa’s reindeer sing on his birthday?
A. Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.

Q. What language does Santa Claus speak?
A. North Polish.

Q. What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas?
A. Thanks, I’ll never part with it!

Q. What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A. A Holly Davidson

Q. Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
A. Because it soots him.

Q. If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
A. A subordinate Claus.

Q. What do you call an Elf who plays ghetto music?
A. A Wrapper.

Q. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month of
the year?
A. The letter “D”.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”