12/11/13 Grif.Net – Christmas Goodies (pt 1)

12/11/13 Grif.Net – Christmas Goodies (pt 1)

[Christmas-themed jokes for kids of all ages. And yes, I mean you.]

Q. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A. A cookie sheet.

Q. How did Scrooge win the football game?
A. The ghost of Christmas passed.

Q. What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve!

Q. What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular
A. The Christmas alphabet has no L.

Q. What is green, covered with tinsel and says, “Ribbit, ribbit?”
A. A mistle-toad.

Q. What would you get if you ate the Christmas decorations?
A. Tinselitis.

Q. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A. Claustrophobic.

Q. Why did they ask the turkey to join the band?
A. He had both drum sticks.

Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
A. Season’s Greetings.

Q. How do sheep in Mexico say ‘Merry Christmas’?
A. Fleece Navidad!

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”