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12/05/13 Grif.Net – It’s So Cold

12/05/13 Grif.Net – It’s So Cold

[These are jokes inspired by -20F here this morning in Casper. And that is
no joke. No one smiling.]

It’s so cold this morning…an Amish farmer bought an electric blanket.

It’s so cold this morning…I opened Microsoft Outlook and had frost on my
Windows.

It’s so cold this morning…when I turned on the shower, I got hail.

It’s so cold this morning…Democrats have their hands in their own pockets.

It’s so cold this morning…we had to open the fridge to heat the house.

It’s so cold this morning…Police tell a robber to freeze, and he does.

It’s so cold this morning…Mailmen watch out for both dogs and polar bears.

It’s so cold this morning…Petco is selling hamsters, gerbils and penguins.

It’s so cold this morning…we had to break the smoke off our chimney.

It’s so cold this morning…grandpa set up an ice-fishing shack over the
bathtub.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”