I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. Instead of the North Pole,
all my presents came stamped “Amazon” this year.
I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn’t have the gift.
I gave my wife a fork for Christmas because there was no tine like the
I pine for the good old days when we always get spruced up before shopping
for a Christmas tree.
I think Noel Coward was afraid of traditional Christmas music.
I love talking turkey around the Christmas dinner table.
I went golfing at Christmas and hit a birdie. Sadly, it was a partridge on a
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”