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12/04/13 Grif.Net – ‘Tis the Season

12/04/13 Grif.Net – ‘Tis the Season

I think Santa has riverfront property in Brazil. Instead of the North Pole,
all my presents came stamped “Amazon” this year.

I tried wrapping Christmas presents, but I didn’t have the gift.

I gave my wife a fork for Christmas because there was no tine like the
present.

I pine for the good old days when we always get spruced up before shopping
for a Christmas tree.

I think Noel Coward was afraid of traditional Christmas music.

I love talking turkey around the Christmas dinner table.

I went golfing at Christmas and hit a birdie. Sadly, it was a partridge on a
par 3.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”