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12/03/13 Grif.Net – Say What?

12/03/13 Grif.Net – Say What?

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.

What do you call it when you move two 10 cent coins from your pocket your
purse?
A paradigm shift.

What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.

What do you do with chemistry teachers when they die?
You barium.

What do you call the shortest distance between two jokes?
A straight line.

What do you call bears without ears?
B.

What do you call a veterinarian with a sore throat?
A hoarse doctor.

What do you call a cat who just ate a mallard?
A duck-filled-fatty-puss.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”