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12/02/13 Grif.Net – Monthly Word Plays and Puns

12/02/13 Grif.Net – Monthly Word Plays and Puns

At our house, we had some goblin on Halloween, but a whole lot more gobblin’
at Thanksgiving.

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things
literally.

The ‘Prosperity Gospel’ is like preaching to acquire.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Two girls named Pat moved into the wolf’s neighborhood and he ate both. He
said he couldn’t resist; after all they were new Tricias.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”