At our house, we had some goblin on Halloween, but a whole lot more gobblin’
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things
The ‘Prosperity Gospel’ is like preaching to acquire.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
Two girls named Pat moved into the wolf’s neighborhood and he ate both. He
said he couldn’t resist; after all they were new Tricias.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”