A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing
at the car, he was astounded to see that the woman behind the wheel was
knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL
OVER!’
‘NO!’ the gal yelled back. ‘IT’S A SCARF!’
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”