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11/22/13 Grif.Net – Duck Dynasty Jedi

11/22/13 Grif.Net – Duck Dynasty Jedi

Had some strange folks come to the door at Halloween. Dressed half in Star
Wars and half in Duck Dynasty gear. Caused me to think . .

You might be a DUCK DYNASTY JEDI if . . .

— Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

— You ever heard the phrase, “May the Force be with y’all.”

— You have ever used your light saber to open a bag of moon pies.

— You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

— The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.

— Wookies are offended by your body odor.

— You have ever used the Force in conjunction with your deer blind.

— You’ve programmed your R-2 unit to imitate eleven different duck calls.

— You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

— Although you had to kill him, you thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty
good handle on how to treat his women.

— You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Uncle Si or
Chewbacca.

— You replace the beverages in the Cantina with a Tupperware container of
iced tea.

— If you hear, “Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle.”

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~ANSWERS from “More Cookies, Please” Sales Quiz
1 Nabisco Oreo
2 Nabisco Chips Ahoy
3 Nabisco Oreo Double Stuff
4 Pepperidge Farm Milano
5 Private Label (Generic) Chocolate Chip
6 Little Debbie Nutty Bar
7 Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream
8 Nabisco Chips Ahoy Chewy
9 Nabisco Nilla Vanilla Wafers
10 Private Label (Generic) Sandwich Cookies

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”