Had some strange folks come to the door at Halloween. Dressed half in Star
Wars and half in Duck Dynasty gear. Caused me to think . .
You might be a DUCK DYNASTY JEDI if . . .
— Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
— You ever heard the phrase, “May the Force be with y’all.”
— You have ever used your light saber to open a bag of moon pies.
— You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
— The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dad-gum skeeters.
— Wookies are offended by your body odor.
— You have ever used the Force in conjunction with your deer blind.
— You’ve programmed your R-2 unit to imitate eleven different duck calls.
— You have the Confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.
— Although you had to kill him, you thought Jabba the Hutt had a pretty
good handle on how to treat his women.
— You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Uncle Si or
— You replace the beverages in the Cantina with a Tupperware container of
— If you hear, “Luke, I am your father . . . and your uncle.”
~ANSWERS from “More Cookies, Please” Sales Quiz
1 Nabisco Oreo
2 Nabisco Chips Ahoy
3 Nabisco Oreo Double Stuff
4 Pepperidge Farm Milano
5 Private Label (Generic) Chocolate Chip
6 Little Debbie Nutty Bar
7 Little Debbie Oatmeal Cream
8 Nabisco Chips Ahoy Chewy
9 Nabisco Nilla Vanilla Wafers
10 Private Label (Generic) Sandwich Cookies
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”