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11/01/13 Grif.Net – Monthly Dose of Pun-ishment

11/01/13 Grif.Net – Monthly Dose of Pun-ishment

My teenage daughter turned down a job as a restaurant hostess because it
just an entry level position.

A golf buddy has now taken up playing pool. He loves pool tables because
there are six holes in one.

Dave reminded me that alcohol and calculus do not mix, so please don’t drink
and derive.

I dreamt that the mafia tied me up to the muffler on a car. When I awoke I
was exhausted.

The painter thought about giving a new coat to the house before winter, but
it already had address.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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