Overheard by kids choosing costumes for Halloween:
“I want undress up and go as Miley Cyrus.”
“I want to go trick-or-treating as a skeleton, but I have nobody to go
with.”
“I want to go out all wrapped in white bandages head-to-foot, but I don’t
think I’m ready to be a mummy.”
“I want to just put a sheet over my head and go as Osama bed Linen.”
“I want to attend the office Halloween Party with 98.6 written on my
forehead and be a temp.”
“I want to be a witch on Halloween but I can’t convince any girl in the dorm
to be my broom mate. And no one would even know which witch was which.”
“I want to go as Buddha, but don’t think I have the stomach for it.”
“I want to have a hot dog in one hand and mug in the other and go as
Frankenstein.”
“I want to buy a Zombie costume, but don’t want to give an arm and a leg for
it.”
“I want to be a Veterinarian this year, so I’m checking out the dogs in the
neighborhood to see if I can find a Lab coat.”
“I want to go as a horses behind, but all the Nancy Pelosi masks were sold
out.”
Finally, “I want to go as an IRS Agent. That way I can demand 28% of the
candy at each house, walk away, and not even say ‘Thank You’.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”