“A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit
your favorite recipe, along with a short antidote for it.”
“The ‘Over Sixties’ choir will disband for the winter, with the thanks of
the entire congregation.”
“Next Sunday after the service will be a Vegetarian Chili Supper, followed
by meat and greet in the Fellowship Hall.”
“Do you love to sin? The Church Choir is looking for new members.”
“Remember the Children’s Ministry Bake Sale after church. Our kids make
great snacks.”
“Let us pray for Harold Johnson, who has been suffering from severe
depression ever since joining our church.”
“Indulge your sweet tooth! Everything purchased at the annual bake sale will
go directly into the church’s new septic system.”
“The Potluck Breakfast raised $800 for missions. Whoever left bowls, plates
and a girdle in the kitchen, please retrieve your personal items after the
service”
Sermon this Sunday: “Jesus Walking on the Water”
Next Sunday: “Searching for Jesus”
“Join us for an ‘All-You-Can-Eat’ fish fry, followed by Pastor Bob and a
sermon on gluttony.”
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ANSWERS TO “WHAT LANGUAGE DO YOU SPEAK?” QUIZ
1. CHINESE (1,250,000,000)
2. SPANISH (340,000,000)
3. ENGLISH (335,000,000)
(anyone who misses these top three have no hope for the rest)
4. ARABIC (225,000,000)
5. HINDI (185,000,000)
6. BENGALI (183,000,000)
7. PORTUGEUSE (180,000,000)
8. RUSSIAN (150,000,000)
9. JAPANESE (125,000,000)
10. GERMAN (90,000,000)
(Anyone think they are 10 for 10? try the next ten for fun)
11. JAVANESE (85,000,000)
12. LAHNDA (80,000,000)
13. TELUGU (75,000,000)
14. VIETNAMESE (72,000,000)
15. FRENCH (70,000,000)
16. MARATHI (69,000,000)
17. KOREAN (68,000,000)
18. TAMIL (67,000,000)
19. ITALIAN (66,000,000)
20. URDU (65,000,000)
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”