10/07/13 Grif.Net – Deathbed Wishes

[Bob shared this and it made me smile. So passing it along.]

Schwartz is dying and is on his deathbed. He is with his nurse, his wife,
his daughter and 2 sons, and knows the end is near. So he says to them:

“Bernie, I want you to take the Beverly Hills houses.”

“Sybil, take the apartments over in Bel Air Plaza.”

“Hymie, I want you to take the offices over in Century City Center.”

“Sarah, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings downtown”.

The nurse is just blown away by all this, and as Morris slips away, she says
to the wife, “Mrs. Schwartz, your husband must have been such a hard-working
man to have accumulated so much property.”

Sarah replies, “Property, shmoperty….! The schmuck had a newspaper route.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”

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