[Now, Teresa doesn’t have a FaceBook account. She spends hours on the
computer at her clinic working and doesn’t have any desire to waste precious
free time on such trivialities. So I thought I’d post some of her “status
updates” for her. You’re welcome, dear.]
“The first 50 years of marriage are the hardest”
“Sweat is my fat crying”
“Don’t make me put my hands on my hips”
“I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you”
“I am who I am. Your approval is not needed”
“Just when I though I had it all, I forgot where I put it”
“I’m so busy I know whether I found a rope or lost my horse”
“You can’t scare me. I have three children”
“I used to be a people person, until you people ruined it”
“When you really want to slap your husband, do it. Just be sure to say
‘mosquito’ when you do it”
“Jesus loves you, but I’m His favorite”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”