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09/26/13 Grif.Net – MORE Status Updates I’ve Used

09/26/13 Grif.Net – MORE Status Updates I’ve Used

“Today is the first day of the rest of your life, but so was yesterday, and
look how that turned out.”

“I said I have a can-do attitude. I never said I had a will-do attitude.”

“If practice makes perfect, and nobody’s perfect, why practice?”

“My wife is going to the beauty shop for a new hair cut today. For the next
few hours I’ll be practicing my reaction.”

“Once you get past my charm, great looks, super intelligence and my sense of
humor, I think it’s my modesty that stands out above most.”

“Sleeping with the light on may have caused my weight gain. Maybe because
it’s the refrigerator light.”

“Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.”

“I don’t have a smart phone. I have a phone that shows potential but doesn’t
apply itself.”

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”