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09/05/13 Grif.Net – Top Jokes in India

09/05/13 Grif.Net – Top Jokes in India

[An avid grif.net reader in NE India send the “top” – in her opinion – jokes
from that part of the world. You judge.]

A Teacher lecturing on population stated that in India every 10 seconds a
woman gives birth to a baby. His student stood up and said, “We must find
and stop her!”

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A recent university graduate was filling out an application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!

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[Young man at an Art Gallery]: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what
you call modern art?
[Dealer]: I beg your pardon sir. That’s a mirror!

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or
troubles.
Girl: Well, we aren’t married yet.

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A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father
hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you no matter who left
you a fortune.”

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One young man from Mumbai was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on
the other. A passerby commented on how odd it looked and what was the
reason.
He replied that the weather forecaster had announced that on one hand it
would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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