[Advice found on FaceBook:]
~ Silence is golden. Unless you have a preschooler, then silence is
~ Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits
~ When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.
~ Before you marry a person you should make them use an old computer with
slow internet to see who they truly are.
~ Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
~ Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.
~ Old age comes only to those who wait.
~ The problem with telephones is that they never nap when you do.
~ Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.
~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think
~ Don’t judge a book by its movie.
~ There’s no beef in a cow-pie.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”