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08/26/13 Grif.Net – Timely Advice

08/26/13 Grif.Net – Timely Advice

[Advice found on FaceBook:]

~ Silence is golden. Unless you have a preschooler, then silence is
suspicious.

~ Never agree to plastic surgery if the doctor’s office is full of portraits
by Picasso.

~ When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when they
try to decide which one.

~ Before you marry a person you should make them use an old computer with
slow internet to see who they truly are.

~ Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

~ Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it.

~ Old age comes only to those who wait.

~ The problem with telephones is that they never nap when you do.

~ Twenty-eight grams of prevention is worth 453 grams of cure.

~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think
of algebra.

~ Don’t judge a book by its movie.

~ There’s no beef in a cow-pie.

~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”