[Yep. Gotta have some bad puns and word play every few months about COFFEE!]
Does my coffee taste like mud because it was ground a couple of minutes ago?
Is the crime of stealing someone’s coffee listed as a ‘mugging’?
When he spilled coffee on her shirt she showed him dis-stain.
Around here, coffee is used as break fluid.
Oh well. Back to the daily grind.
Not sure the coffee shop has the grounds to operate in the black.
I just had some coffee that was good only for its sedimental value.
Selling coffee has its perks for those who have bean so lucky.
Can I use my star bucks to buy coffee other places?
When I dribble my coffee down my chin and neck, I got hot under the collar.
Things were so slow at my house this morning, even my keurig needed a cup of
coffee to get going.
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Dr Bob Griffin
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“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”