08/12/13 Grif.Net – My Recent “Status” Reports

08/12/13 Grif.Net – My Recent “Status” Reports

[Feel free to borrow any without attribution. I did.]

Ack! There’s too much blood in my caffeine stream!

I just wish once someone would call me “Sir” without adding, “You’re making
a scene.”

I like the word “indolence.” It makes my laziness seem classy.

Help! I keep hitting ESC but I’m still here!

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy chocolate, which is kinda the same

Here’s to love – the only fire for which there is no insurance.

However old you are is the new 30.

Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve
experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Years ago some research found that if all the people who slept in church
were laid end to end…they would be a lot more comfortable.

Money is the root of all wealth.

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”