[Online answers for a Dating Site gathered from all over the ‘net. And LOVE
the last one!]
“I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.”
“I’ve never been married, but I tell people that I’m divorced so they won’t
think something’s wrong with me.”
“Not sure why I’m typing these answers without a shirt and trousers, but you
said in the instructions, ‘Answer in brief'”.
“My former wife said I was lazy and I should pack my bags and leave. I
said, ‘You pack them.'”
“In my house, we will divide responsibilities. I will be the boss. My wife
will, of course, be the decision-maker.”
“I am actually a very good person, but I simply do not like other people.”
“I want to date a liberal. That way when we drive somewhere, I can park in a
handicapped zone.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”