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08/01/13 Grif.Net – August Collective Groans and Sighs

08/01/13 Grif.Net – August Collective Groans and Sighs

[Yes, first of the month and time for some clever, witty, humorous or droll
word-play. Or the normal grif.net lame puns. You’re welcome.]

I found that reading while sun-bathing actually makes a person well red.

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I support the yogurt industry. It’s the only culture some people will ever
have.

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I understand Matt Damon is going to recreate his role from the Bourne
Identity, Bourne Supremacy, Bourne Ultimatum, et al. This time, the setting
is a Baptist Church’s revival meeting In Alabama. Working title for the film
is “Bourne Again.”

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I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

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I just finished writing a Broadway drama about the dictionary. I consider it
the ultimate play on words.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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