[Daughter Lyssa and my wife are in Salt Lake at a convention, so grandkids
are here with Mike and me. Bought them joke books. Knock-knock jokes are
coming. THEIR choice of “fodder” for upcoming Grif.Net blogs. Here is a
batch of dinosaur jokes.]
Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!
What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can’t afford new ones!
What does a Triceratops sit on?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots!
Doctor: Hmmm…..have you seen an eye doctor?
Patient: No, just dinosaurs with orange spots.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”