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07/19/13 Grif.Net – Dino-Jokes

07/19/13 Grif.Net – Dino-Jokes

[Daughter Lyssa and my wife are in Salt Lake at a convention, so grandkids
are here with Mike and me. Bought them joke books. Knock-knock jokes are
coming. THEIR choice of “fodder” for upcoming Grif.Net blogs. Here is a
batch of dinosaur jokes.]

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing tight shoes?
Myfootissaurus!

What do you get when two dinosaurs collide?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
Because they can’t afford new ones!

What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom!

What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Idon’tthinkhesawus!

What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears?
Anything you want, it can’t hear you!

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
Try-Try-Try-ceratops!

What do you call a plated dinosaur when he is asleep?
Stegosnorus!

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing dinosaurs with orange spots!
Doctor: Hmmm…..have you seen an eye doctor?
Patient: No, just dinosaurs with orange spots.

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Dr Bob Griffin
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