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07/17/13 Grif.Net – Not the Best Motel

07/17/13 Grif.Net – Not the Best Motel

[Not sure I should have cut corners and gotten a “budget” mom-and-pop motel
on my trip to Michigan. Here were some clues . . . ]

**The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Nixon has resigned.

**The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.

**There are still traces of the yellow tape they put around crime scenes.

**The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up bullet holes.

**You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can
use it.

**There’s a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.

**The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.

**Your wake up call comes courtesy of a police helicopter

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”