[Not sure I should have cut corners and gotten a “budget” mom-and-pop motel
on my trip to Michigan. Here were some clues . . . ]
**The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Nixon has resigned.
**The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.
**There are still traces of the yellow tape they put around crime scenes.
**The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up bullet holes.
**You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can
**There’s a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers.
**The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you.
**Your wake up call comes courtesy of a police helicopter
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”