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07/09/13 Grif.Net – MORE Status Updates from Friends

07/09/13 Grif.Net – MORE Status Updates from Friends

[Yes, I have a strange mixture of friends. These are a dozen more “status”
updates on Facebook this past weekend.]

“You’re so hot”, I whispered as I took a plate of food from the microwave.

Respect your parents. They passed school before there was Google.

I always say what I mean. Now, I might not mean to say it out loud, but I
always mean it.

Pilates? Oh, my. I thought we were going for “pie” and “lattes”.

I’m sorry, I’m not God. I can’t redefine what God says is marriage. And no,
I don’t hate anyone.

I’d slap the stupid out of you, but that would take all week.

What do you call a thousand Feds at the bottom of the ocean? A good start.

Bob, you have some funny friends. I am not one of them.

They say you are what you eat. Funny, I don’t remember eating any sexy beast
this morning.

I used to love slamming a phone down hanging up on telemarketers. Violently
pushing ‘end call’ just doesn’t do it for me.

Me, a morning person? Most days I’m not even an afternoon person.

I’m so old I used a rotary phone, listening to 45’s and watch a
black-and-white 11″ TV with aluminum foil on its rabbit ears.

Finally pulled the trigger and joined the NRA.

Stupid autocorrect. Always end up posting some thong you didn’t Nintendo.

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”