I had a dream I was a muffler and I woke up exhausted.
Today I gave my dead batteries away, free of charge.
I’m going to stand outside by the corn. So if anyone asks, tell them “he is
outstanding in his field”.
The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
Change is hard. Have you ever tried to bend a coin?
I wonder if earth makes fun of other planets for having no life.
It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays can kill you!
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”