06/25/13 Grif.Net – Sure, NOW you Like Kid’s Jokes

06/25/13 Grif.Net – Sure, NOW you Like Kid’s Jokes

[Grif.Net readers GROAN when I feature kids jokes, but I get more positive
feedback on them than just about any other humor. So HERE ARE SOME MORE!]

Q: What do you call a guy who never passes gas in public?
A: A private tutor.

Q: Why did the cross-eyed teacher lose her job?
A: Because she couldn’t control her pupils?

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: What should you do if you are eaten by a whale?
A: Run around and around until you are pooped out.

Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
A: He pulled a mussel.

Q: What do you call a piece of wood with nothing to do?
A: Board.

Q: What sort of vehicle does Mickey Mouse’s wife drive?
A: A Minnie Van.

Q: What type of beans does every child like best?
A: Jelly Beans

Q: What happened to the firefly that backed into the propeller?
A: Actually, he was delighted.

Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”