06/18/13 Grif.Net – Pulse on America

06/18/13 Grif.Net – Pulse on America

Our Late Night Talk-Show Hosts keep a finger on the pulse of America. Here
is a recent collection:

Leno: President Obama gave the commencement speech at Ohio State University.
He said, “I dare you to do better” – to which the students yelled back, “No,
we dare YOU to do better.”

Conan: PETA is really upset at Chris Christie for killing a spider in front
of a group of school children. Governor Christie said, “If PETA is upset by
that, they do not want to know what I had for lunch today.”

Letterman: A Bishop from Massachusetts was stopped for drunk driving. He
told the officer, “I’m a bishop. I’m supposed to move diagonally.”

Ferguson: It was very wet here in L.A. Nobody was walking anywhere. The
traffic wasn’t moving. And then the rain started.

Kimmel: Another scandal hit the White House today. A report found that the
government has been secretly collecting the phone records of Verizon
customers. I knew something was up when I said, “You hang up first.” Then my
wife said, “No, YOU hang up first!” Then Obama said, “Uh, how about you just
hang up at the same time?”

Fallon: Some experts are saying that the 2016 Democratic presidential race
could come down to Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden. Biden is calling her a
worthy opponent, while Hillary is calling him “practice.”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”