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05/06/13 Grif.Net – Sample Final Exam Questions

05/06/13 Grif.Net – Sample Final Exam Questions

1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?

2. How many birthdays does the average man have?

3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar’s sister, but
the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?

5. Why can’t a man living in Wyoming be buried anywhere in Canada?

6. How many outs are there in an inning?

7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?

8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of
games. There are no ties. How can this happen?

9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. Four sides have southern
exposure. What color is the bear that walks by?

11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

12. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are
the coins?

13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an
oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you
light first?

14. How far can a dog run into the woods?

15. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How long would the pills last?

16. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

17. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′ 10″ tall. What does he weigh?

19. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

20. What was the President’s name in 1970?

[answers in a couple days when I return from a conference]

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Dr Bob Griffin
bob@grif.net www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”