04/29/13 Grif.Net – Golf and Marriage

04/29/13 Grif.Net – Golf and Marriage

[As the weather gets better, here are a couple more cute stories about golf
and marriage]

The bride came down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was
standing there with his golf bag and clubs by his side.

She asked, “What are your golf clubs doing here?”

He looked her right in the eye and said, “This isn’t going to take all day,
is it?”

A woman went into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary for
her recently deceased husband would be published. The obit editor informed
her that there is a charge of 50 cents per word.

She paused, reflected, and then said, “Well then, let it read ‘Fred Brown

Amused at the woman’s thrift, the editor reminded her that there was a seven
word minimum for all obituaries.

After thinking it over for a few seconds said, “In that case, let it read,
‘Fred Brown died: Golf clubs for sale.'”

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”