04/03/13 Grif.Net – Too Much Coffee?

04/03/13 Grif.Net – Too Much Coffee?

[Here are a few signs that you may be drinking a little too much coffee.
Enjoy it while I get another cup.]

Juan Valdez named his mule after you.

You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You do 20 miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

Instant coffee takes too long.

Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s brew.”

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

You don’t sweat, you percolate. You don’t tan, you roast.

You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.

You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”