03/27/13 Grif.Net – More NCAA Lame Humor

03/27/13 Grif.Net – More NCAA Lame Humor

[Ron B wrote, Hey, you forgot California in today’s joke. The motto for
California should be: “TAX, TAX, TAX”

March Madness brings out Grif.Net jokes for kids . . of all ages]

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Because it heard the referee
was calling fouls.

How many Florida basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.

Many basketball players are not allowed into fine restaurants. Guess they
are messy eaters and always dribbling.

Of course we have “Cinderella” teams in this year’s tournament. But the
original Cinderella was actually thrown off her basketball team. She ran
away from the ball, couldn’t keep her shoe on, and her coach was a pumpkin.

Why did the Wisconsin Badgers leave the tournament early? They wanted to
beat the crowd.

Don’t want to say that Florida Gulf Coast has some really “academically
challenged” players, but found the team didn’t even have a website. Guess
there is no hope for them to string three “W’s” in a row.

Me? I play in the over-65 basketball league. We don’t have jump balls. The
ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up
gets possession.

Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”