[A number of former friends have started sending me early birthday wishes
even tho I am still 64 for 48 hours. Gotta find some new friends.]
Hey, we were thinking of putting 65 candles on your cake Thursday, but we
were afraid a jet might mistake it for a runway.
Turning 65 means sometimes you laugh so hard the tears run down your leg.
You know you’re turning 65 when you start ordering drive-up food at a
mailbox.
When you hit 65, “Rock ‘n Roll” no longer describes your music, but your
chair options: rocking or wheeling.
At 65, you return to the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
We wanted to put 65 candles on your cake, but would have needed a cake the
size of a coffin . .
At 65 you start wearing Depends just in case somebody throws you a surprise
party.
At 65 it’s important to be on time for your birthday party. If you’re a few
minutes late, everybody might be napping.
65 means waking up with that “morning after” feeling even when you stayed
home and went to bed early.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”