[A number of former friends have started sending me early birthday wishes
even tho I am still 64 for 48 hours. Gotta find some new friends.]
Hey, we were thinking of putting 65 candles on your cake Thursday, but we
were afraid a jet might mistake it for a runway.
Turning 65 means sometimes you laugh so hard the tears run down your leg.
You know you’re turning 65 when you start ordering drive-up food at a
When you hit 65, “Rock ‘n Roll” no longer describes your music, but your
chair options: rocking or wheeling.
At 65, you return to the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
We wanted to put 65 candles on your cake, but would have needed a cake the
size of a coffin . .
At 65 you start wearing Depends just in case somebody throws you a surprise
At 65 it’s important to be on time for your birthday party. If you’re a few
minutes late, everybody might be napping.
65 means waking up with that “morning after” feeling even when you stayed
home and went to bed early.
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”