ý10 Ways You Know Your Internet Connection Is A Little Slow
1. Text on Web pages displays as Morse Code
2. Graphics arrive via FedEx
3. You believe a heavier string might improve your connection
4. You post a message on FaceBook and it displays about a week later
5. Your credit card expires while ordering online
6. ESPN Web site exhibits “Heisman Trophy Winner” . . . for 2009
7. You’re still in the middle of downloading that new game, “PacMan”
8. Everyone you Skype looks like Taft and sounds like Forrest Gump
9. You receive e-mails with stamps on them
10. When you click the “Send” button, a little door opens on the side of
your monitor and a pigeon flies out.
[Hat tip to Ken for forwarding this gem]
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”