[I am not a golfer (thank God) but Jack forwarded these witty replies from
caddies to their Golfer]
Golfer: “Think I’m going to drown myself in the lake.”
Caddy: “Think you can keep your head down that long”?
Golfer: “I’d move Heaven and Earth to break 100 on this course.”
Caddy: “Try Heaven, you’ve already moved most of the Earth.
Golfer: “Do you think my game is improving”?
Caddy: “Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now.”
Golfer: “Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron”?
Golfer: “You’ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.”
Caddy: “I don’t think so, sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.”
Golfer: “Please stop checking your watch. It’s too much of a distraction.”
Caddy: “It’s not a watch, it’s a compass.”
Golfer: “How do you like my game”?
Caddy: “Very good, sir, but personally, I prefer golf.”
Golfer: “Do you think it’s a sin to play on Sunday”?
Caddy: “The way you play, sir, it’s a sin on any day.”
Golfer: “This is the worst course I’ve ever played on.”
Caddy: “This isn’t the golf course. We left that an hour ago.”
Golfer: “That can’t be my ball, it’s too old.”
Caddy: “It’s been a long time since we teed off, sir.”
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”