Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical questions?
“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
4 out of 5 voices in my head say ‘Call in sick’
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like bananas; celery stalks along the
Would the Standing Committee please sit down?
Rehab is for quitters.
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Forget about World Peace…Visualize using your turn signal.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I love cats…they taste just like chicken.
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of congress. But I
repeat myself. – Mark Twain
Dr Bob Griffin
“Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!”